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Are you a HotHead? What level of a HotHead are you today?
Take our survey below to find out!

1. You're on the interstate during rush-hour and someone cuts you off. You..
** Give a friendly smile and wish the driver a good day.
** Say something rude under your breath.
** Honk your horn and tailgate the jerk.
** Drag him/her out of his car and beat the living daylights out of him/her.

2. Your boss/teacher gives you an impossible assignment. You..
** Have a positive attitude, buckle down, and work harder.
** Vent to your friends about being upset, and get the job done.
** Tell that punk exactly where he can put the assignment.
** Drag him/her from his desk and bet the living daylights out of him/her.

3. A co-worker/classmate takes credit for something you've done. You..
** Pat them on the back and tell them good job.
** Sign them up for magazine subscriptions with Bill Me Later..
** Punch a hole in the wall and tell them it's their face.
** Punch their face and shove them in front of a bus.

4. Your favorite team just lost the championship game. You..
** Wish the other team well and say, "See ya next year!"
** Scream obscenities at the opponents.
** Storm the field/court and beat the living daylights out of the opponents.
** Storm the field/court and beat the living daylights out of both teams.

5. Your car breaks down for the fifth time this week and it's only Tuesday. You..
** Smile, shrug, and say "Shucky Darn, that's the breaks!"
** Bang the steering wheel and kick the tires.
** Walk away psychotically laughing and talking to yourself, in a straight-jacket.
** Put that C-4 to good use and file an insurance claim.

6. A telemarketer calls during dinner and your favorite TV show. You..
** Listen to their pitch and cheerily say, "No thank you!"
** Hang up as they begin speaking.
** Ask for their home phone number to call them back while THEY are eating dinner.
** Fly to where they are and beat the living daylights out of them.

7. The neighbors dog keeps crapping in your yard. You..
** Politely ask them to not do it anymore.
** Call the landlord and cops.
** Sling it back on their front steps and door.
** Put it in a paper bag, place it on their doorstep, and light it on fire.

8. The waiter has passed your table ten times and you still need a refill. You..
** Place your glass further to the edge of the table.
** Yell to get their attention and ask nicely for the refill.
** Make a scene and say you'll never eat their again.
** Slam the waiter's head into the table and pour the pitcher over his head.

9. Playing your favorite sport, the ref/umpire makes a bad call on you. You..
** Heartily agree with them and congratulate them for the wonderful call.
** Scowl and question the call.
** Spit on the ref/umpire.
** Beat the living daylights out of them until the call is changed in your favor.

10. You finished a fifty page paper and your computer dies without saving it. You..
** Smile and start the paper all over again.
** Decide it's too late and watch TV.
** Yell at your computer and storm out of the room.
** Drag your computer out in the street and beat the living daylights out of it.